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Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

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kimpissible:

i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day

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fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

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unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

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